<Sinner_> | i know someone who fucked a turkey once |
<gjvc> | i wake up early |
<gjvc> | check my email |
<Murex> | i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken |
<Sinner_> | he was mad at his family |
<gjvc> | and see this shit |
<Sinner_> | and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey |
<lazydog> | bhahah |
<gjvc> | ahahahaha |
<Murex> | hahhahaa |
<gjvc> | lord |
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