| <jamz> | hmm |
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<jamz> | I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner |
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<jamz> | for car work and grease and stuff. |
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<jamz> | It's almost empty. |
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<jamz> | So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it. |
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<jamz> | In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do. |
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<dan0_> | this had better end with an explosion of some kind |
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<jamz> | and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space. |
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