| <HoaXlZzZz> | lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to hard trance |
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<HoaXlZzZz> | i was like "mom wtf are you doing" |
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<checkered> | hahaha too funny |
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<HoaXlZzZz> | she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug" |
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<Scire> | "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?" |
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