| Buffman0250> | i went to sam's club intending to buy contact lenses |
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Buffman0250> | i left with peanuts cookies and slim jims |
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scr0t4r> | is it because you couldn't tell the difference |
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Buffman0250> | well i didn't have any contacts |
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scr0t4r> | hmm i see |
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Buffman0250> | youd be surprised how similar they look |
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scr0t4r> | have you ever had a slim jim in your eye? |
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Buffman0250> | twice |
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scr0t4r> | you strike me as that type of person |
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Buffman0250> | the second time it wasn't an accident |
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