| <Celox> | I'd be terrible with kids, specifically bedtime stories, I can't lie to kids |
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<Celox> | they'd ask me if that really happened and I'd just say no, citing all the historical and scientific inaccuracies |
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<Celox> | then I'd explain human psychology as best we understand it as a means of further proving that would never happen because people don't really act like that |
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<Celox> | but then I'd reassure them that due to quantum physics in an alternate dimension far away from here it is entirely possible that something did happen that was at least fairly similar to the story even though we have no worldly form of proving it within our collective lifetimes |
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<Celox> | then I'd say goodnight |
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