| <supervillain> | i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut. |
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<[SA]thatdog> | i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate |
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<[sa]hack_the> | I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room |
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<[SA]CrazyAchmed> | I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room |
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<[sa]evensevenone> | i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off |
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<[sa]mrpeabody0> | i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded. |
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<[SA]thatdog> | i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off |
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<[SA]StupidWhore> | i just masturbated |
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<[sa]evensevenone> | stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger |
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