| <Poyzin> | The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse. |
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<Kilts> | wtf lol |
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<Poyzin> | But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far back there. |
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<Poyzin> | So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front. |
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<Poyzin> | Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view. |
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<Kilts> | ROFLMAO |
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<Poyzin> | And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has shit protection on it. |
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<Poyzin> | "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole. |
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<Poyzin> | "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic." |
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