| a_spank_horses> | Bro |
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i_spank_horses> | I was driving in a passenger seat of my friends car |
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i_spank_horses> | piss wasted |
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i_spank_horses> | He was driving like 45 mph |
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i_spank_horses> | And there was a mexican guy getting in a truck |
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i_spank_horses> | Close to my side |
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i_spank_horses> | I stuck my hand out the window and smacked his ass |
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i_spank_horses> | and he screamed so loud |
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i_spank_horses> | he thought he got shot |
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i_spank_horses> | I hurt my elbow |
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i_spank_horses> | It was so sick |
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muzzleflashed> | AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
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i_spank_horses> | I couldn't breahte for 2 days |
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i_spank_horses> | funniest thing ive ever done |
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