| <pubatch> | i saw the funniest fucking thing last night |
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<pubatch> | i was driving home and this guy walks out in the crosswalk when im barreling towards it |
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<pubatch> | it turns out to be a blind guy with his big gay white stick, and a yellow jacket with SECURITY written on the back |
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<pubatch> | i donno what the fuck he was guarding but im pretty sure its stolen by now |
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