| <@kitten`> | Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out |
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<Ritontor> | strokes per minute is 9? |
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<i> | rofl |
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<m0zz> | 4 minutes? |
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<revva> | lol |
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<Ritontor> | what the deuce? |
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<m0zz> | 4 minutes is average!? |
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<kb_DeAd> | the average length of the male penis is 15cm |
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<i> | well since i got at least 9 inches, you should be getting 2 and a 1/4 miles |
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<@mima> | like 4 min is way too short |
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<kb_DeAd> | the average depth of a female vagina is 18cm |
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<kb_DeAd> | goin on current population |
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<kb_DeAd> | australia has 12,367 feet of unused pussy |
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<i> | hang on... work out the average amount of cum we shoot up a bitch each time |
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<i> | and we can work out miles per gallon |
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<Mad-Cow> | rofl |
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<@catinahat> | heAe Ahe AEHA EhaEH |
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<@catinahat> | youre all fucked up |
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