| BoneyCork> | ok heres a foolproof plan to get a girl |
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BoneyCork> | rummage around for 5 minutes, turn to a girl, smile and say" excuse me, have you got a pen i can borrow?" |
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DilbertlSimpsons> | or pull out your penis and say "i'm horny bitch, suck my cock" |
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_404NotFound> | ha |
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_404NotFound> | ahh.. the direct approach |
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BoneyCork> | ive never tried that one |
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BoneyCork> | maybe i should sometime |
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DilbertlSimpsons> | yeah |
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DilbertlSimpsons> | i've done it millions of times |
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DilbertlSimpsons> | its bound to work sooner or later |
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