| <benja> | A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question |
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asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the |
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food shortage in the rest of the world?" |
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<benja> | The survey was a huge failure... |
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<benja> | In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. |
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<benja> | In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. |
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<benja> | In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. |
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<benja> | In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. |
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<benja> | In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. |
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<benja> | In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. |
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<benja> | And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant |
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