| <SkyJammer> | I need a cute girl to give me a neck massage. |
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<shellspark> | What about a semi-attractive monkey? |
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<SkyJammer> | No. |
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<SkyJammer> | A cute girl. Human. |
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<MousePad> | Your standards are way too high. |
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<SkyJammer> | Your standards are way too low. |
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<shellspark> | Perhaps, but I bet he gets his neck massage |
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