Cosmixmaster> | hi there |
Cosmixmaster> | did you hit it yet? |
Holom> | no |
Cosmixmaster> | why not |
Holom> | 1. she sorta wants to wait and 2. no place to do it |
Cosmixmaster> | wait until marriage? |
Cosmixmaster> | your room? |
Cosmixmaster> | her room? |
Cosmixmaster> | her vagina? |
Cosmixmaster> | ? |
Holom> | no, not till marriage |
Holom> | cant in her room.....might could in mine |
Cosmixmaster> | how about outside |
Cosmixmaster> | or in a car |
Cosmixmaster> | or outside a bar |
Cosmixmaster> | would you fuck her in a chair |
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Cosmixmaster : would you fuck her near a bear |
Cosmixmaster> | would you fuck her in a bed |
Cosmixmaster> | or perhaps in the head |
Cosmixmaster> | how about in the sky |
Cosmixmaster> | or while eating an apple pie |
Cosmixmaster> | try it on some hay |
Cosmixmaster> | some like it down by the bay |
Cosmixmaster> | but I like prefer doing it during mass |
Cosmixmaster> | but nothing beats tapping it in the ass |
Holom> | hahaha |
Holom> | nice |
Cosmixmaster> | so which one |
Holom> | i'm thinking bed |
Cosmixmaster> | it's the mass one, isn't it? |
Cosmixmaster> | damn |
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