| <Kitsa> | there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup |
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<Kitsa> | and walk into the patient room |
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<Kitsa> | take a big swig |
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<Kitsa> | and say "tastes fine to me" |
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<Kitsa> | I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine |
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<Kitsa> | the spit-take on that one would be great |
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