| <@Nosferatu> | Sensitive men do exist... |
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<@Nosferatu> | A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. |
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<@Nosferatu> | They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. |
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<@Nosferatu> | Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. |
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<@Nosferatu> | The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. |
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<@Nosferatu> | She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. |
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<@Nosferatu> | After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" |
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<@Nosferatu> | The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." |
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