<Fishfood> | DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD |
<Funk> | Fish, could you make sex any less sexy? |
<Fishfood> | FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT |
<Donut[AFK]> | UHH FISH |
<Donut[AFK]> | I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP |
<Fishfood> | DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING |
<Fishfood> | IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR |
<Funk> | Masturbating over. |
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