| <Moushi> | My friend is over |
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<Moushi> | And he's ion thye bathroom right now |
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<Moushi> | And he's been in there for a loing time |
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<Moushi> | And I can hear... sounds |
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<Moushi> | What do I do |
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<BHedL> | jump in there with no clothes on but womens undergarments and a scary rubber mask |
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<Moushi> | But he would ejaculate in terror all over me! |
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<BHedL> | well, then you start a fetish porn site |
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<Moushi> | His dad's a lawyer |
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<Moushi> | He would sue me |
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<BHedL> | nah, with the immense amount of money you´ll be making off of your ¨crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae¨, you could just hire him as your own lawyer |
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<Moushi> | hahaha |
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<Moushi> | Yeah, but then he wouldn |
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<Moushi> | 't be my friend |
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<BHedL> | how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big scary rubber mask on? |
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<Moushi> | How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick him in the balls? |
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<BHedL> | theres no money in that |
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<Moushi> | You make a compelling argument. |
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