| <shwatta> | never drinking again |
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<shwatta> | went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right |
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<shwatta> | those 'few' turned into lots |
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<shwatta> | woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds |
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<shwatta> | the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face |
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