| <ath> | you're too BITTAR |
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<X-Ultron> | haha |
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<X-Ultron> | tell that to all the nutcases that i encounter on the streets of harrisburg |
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<X-Ultron> | the other day, i was out getting lunch |
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<X-Ultron> | and i saw a black impala ss |
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<X-Ultron> | so i was admiring it |
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<X-Ultron> | and as i turned around |
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<X-Ultron> | this bum walks up to me with his fist extended |
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<X-Ultron> | "yoooo!!! it's been a long time! you can see that I shaved mine off [he was referring to my goatee]" |
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<X-Ultron> | then i'm just standing there with a blank look on my face |
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<X-Ultron> | and this dude does this weird handshake thing |
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<X-Ultron> | then whispers "i'm a fisherman" and walks away |
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<Supachikn> | hahahah |
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<Supachikn> | oh my god |
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<X-Ultron> | first thing i did was check to make sure i still had my wallet and keys :B |
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