<mp> | i am convinced i am a woman |
<Oreoboros> | mp: Why's that? |
<mp> | cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit |
<mp> | and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain |
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