| ritilan> | and in 2 years u can have your first drink |
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Halo> | Yeah, I cant wait! |
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Halo> | Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest. |
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ritilan> | i belive u |
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Halo> | Then you are gullible |
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ritilan> | yes well there is that too |
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Halo> | Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic |
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ritilan> | i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite |
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ritilan> | at least i think it does |
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Halo> | I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices in check |
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ritilan> | is bad when they all sing along |
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Halo> | Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit |
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Halo> | Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND" |
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