<D1_> | in third grade |
<D1_> | I saw this girl have a seizure and spasm on the floor |
<D1_> | and man did her tongue go down her throat |
<D1_> | now that I think of it |
<D1_> | it was kind of sexy |
<twin> | what the FUCK |
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