| <Lilmuckers> | you know if you combine matter and anti matter it explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the anti-christ? |
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<ragnarok2040> | lmao |
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<ragnarok2040> | @_@, let's hope so :D |
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<Lilmuckers> | heh |
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<Lilmuckers> | prahaps that's how the world will end |
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<Lilmuckers> | GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that anti-christ girl ever again |
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<Lilmuckers> | JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to! |
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<Lilmuckers> | GOD: it'll all end in tears |
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<Lilmuckers> | <two days later> |
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<Lilmuckers> | JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving? |
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<Lilmuckers> | Miss A.Christ:Â oh baby, I always wanted to make it with a demi-god |
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<Lilmuckers> | <insert large boom here> |
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<Lilmuckers> | GOD: told you so |
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<Lilmuckers> | JESUS: I hope you had that insured |
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<Lilmuckers> | GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything anyways |
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