<Maddawy> | see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to speak |
<Maddawy> | and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the pr0n? |
<cerebrus> | jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD |
<Maddawy> | whatever... |
<greeny> | see this hypothetical scenario happened to me... |
<Maddawy> | lol.. wat did u do? |
<greeny> | as the matter of fact i did neither.. |
<greeny> | see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom apologeticaly |
<Maddawy> | LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
<greeny> | yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on campus now... |
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