| <WoWMaN> | ah well, i'm off now |
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<Bart> | where to? |
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<WoWMaN> | some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out" |
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<WoWMaN> | that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do |
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<Bart> | sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom... |
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<Bart> | would seem pretty suspicious to me |
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<WoWMaN> | well, not to my mum |
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<WoWMaN> | in fact... we don't even have a dog :) |
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