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Chat 15973 by Anonymous on 08/02/2011

<WoWMaN> ah well, i'm off now
<Bart> where to?
<WoWMaN> some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN> that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart> sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...
<Bart> would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN> well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN> in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
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