| <AlmtyBob> | i HATE MY MOM |
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<AlmtyBob> | fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni |
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<AlmtyBob> | and she walks in |
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<AlmtyBob> | SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY |
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<AlmtyBob> | she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in |
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<AlmtyBob> | didn't bother calling saying she'd be home |
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<AlmtyBob> | didn't call me from the airport |
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<AlmtyBob> | just bam, walks in |
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<AlmtyBob> | what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn? |
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<hypr> | AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr |
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<AlmtyBob> | actually it's interview with the vibrator |
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<hypr> | haha |
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<Lk2k1> | Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room. |
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<AlmtyBob> | but I stored that away a while ago |
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<AlmtyBob> | all my porn is digital |
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<AlmtyBob> | oh thanks for reminding me |
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<AlmtyBob> | gotta take the flash card out of my digicam |
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<AlmtyBob> | lest she get curious |
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<hypr> | wtf u made a homemade p0rn? |
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<AlmtyBob> | just pics of people I know |
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<AlmtyBob> | nonnude |
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<AlmtyBob> | time to take out the trash and /clear |
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