| Steve> | so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex? |
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Felix> | I... can't afford that much lube? |
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Felix> | I don't like making girls cry? |
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Felix> | I don't like washing bloody sheets? |
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Felix> | I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick. |
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Steve> | well, technically.. |
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Steve> | they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit. |
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