| <Schizo> | I once knocked out a toddler with a door. Wasn't funny at the time, but it's hilarious now lol |
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<sleepbu> | i almost frostbitereered my nuts last night :p |
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<sleepbu> | since we're being honest |
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<sleepbu> | it was a hot night |
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<sleepbu> | bag was all hot and sweaty |
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<sleepbu> | thought i'd try out my can of duster |
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<sleepbu> | compressed gas :P |
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<sleepbu> | little did i know that shit comes out as liquid if it's upside down |
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<sleepbu> | drip drip *freeze* OMG WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN WORLD OF PAIN |
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