| <DrNick668> | man, a volvo hit me yesterday |
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<DrNick668> | the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault |
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<Warkha> | was it an old person in the volvo? |
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<DrNick668> | nah, fat chick |
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<DrNick668> | i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin |
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<Prozzy> | at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away |
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<Warkha> | or throw food |
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