| <Raxor> | I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating |
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<Raxor> | then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened |
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<Raxor> | just looks straight at me and says "come set the table" |
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<Raxor> | then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..." |
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<Borisyen> | she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha |
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<Raxor> | then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time |
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<Raxor> | well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting. |
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