| <ttyR2> | mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls |
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<MtDew> | just get an air horn |
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<ttyR2> | I happen to have one |
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<ttyR2> | runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun |
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<MtDew> | my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone |
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<MtDew> | any telemarketer got a blast in their ear |
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<Magus> | "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!" |
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<MtDew> | exactly |
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<Magus> | nah, telemarketers are fun to play with |
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<Magus> | my favorites are the credit card guys |
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<Magus> | once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked |
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<Magus> | "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?" |
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<Magus> | *click* |
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