| Yakuza> | We get telemarketers all the time calling my house |
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Yakuza> | So one night me and my friends got together and waited for one to call |
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Yakuza> | When one did, I picked it up and was like talking to the guy, giving him that false hope |
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Yakuza> | Then I had my friends ring the doorbell, and I was like oh hold on |
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Yakuza> | I went to the door and had my friends like shout shit like "There he is! Get him!" |
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Yakuza> | And we started popping balloons and had a movie on full blast in the background |
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Yakuza> | And then I let out this gut wrenching scream |
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Yakuza> | I let the line go silent, and the guy on the other end was like "uhh... sir?" |
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Yakuza> | Then my friend ran over and picked up the phone and was like "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS!?" |
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Yakuza> | I guess he hung up like instantly :D |
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