| <Asha`monkey> | I went to the beach with two of my female friends one night, and when we got there they started making out with eachother. |
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<Asha`monkey> | Then when I tried to lean over they were like "HAHA, YEAH RIGHT." |
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<Asha`monkey> | Bitches. |
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