| <DuTcHiN> | U know how you get all lazy and wash your clothes at the last minute? |
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<EVILeye04> | Um, yeah |
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<DuTcHiN> | Well i was ready to go out to this party right, so there i was irc'ing in my shirt and boxers waiting for the load of washing to finish..... and i hear my ride beep from out the front, so i log off, grab my phoe, wallet and half-wet pants from the wash and throw them on and as i am bout to get out the door mum yells 'Wait' so i go 'no time mum' and hop in the car. By the time we get to the city and get out there is this weird smell..... |
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<EVILeye04> | and???? |
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<DuTcHiN> | And then i turn on my mobile phone and see '1 message received' from 'mum' ---> Sorry i tried to get you to come back, the cat puked in the washing machine. So i had to spend the rest of the night in my stinky pants and all the chicks looked at me funny. :( |
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