| Bronxalicious> | Best thing ever just happened |
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Bronxalicious> | I'm cleaning up my room cause Brent's coming over with his comp right |
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Bronxalicious> | But it's fuckin hot |
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Bronxalicious> | So I take off my pants |
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Bronxalicious> | and I'm just there in boxers vacuuming up thinking no-ones gonna see me |
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Bronxalicious> | next thing my dad walks in, and i'm standing there with the vacuum cleaner and only boxers on |
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Bronxalicious> | and my dads just :l |
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Bronxalicious> | so me not thinking about what hes thinking about im like "hey you want a turn, im bored of this." |
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{[_Hman> | LMFAO |
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Bronxalicious> | and he just keeps staring |
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Bronxalicious> | then walks off without saying a word |
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Bronxalicious> | and then i suddenly realise that the vacuum cleaner is suspiciously near my crotch |
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Bronxalicious> | so my dad now thinks i have sex with the vacuum cleaner |
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