| atty> | my face hurts |
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Chester> | why is that |
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atty> | well, my grandmother is like a radical feminist |
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atty> | and she came downstairs while i was eating my ribs and took one |
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atty> | and i go, DAMN WOMEN... ALWAYS STEALING A RIB FROM US MEN |
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atty> | so she slapped me |
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Chester> | dumbass |
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