| <Schwab> | so I bought some mary jane last night |
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<Schwab> | about a quarters worth |
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<Schwab> | then I planted it in this jackass's car |
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<Schwab> | then I called the cops |
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<Schwab> | and now he's on parol violation |
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<Schwab> | lesson in all of this....don't ever..EVER.. fucking touch my food, especially with the intention of ruining it while I'm eating |
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