| <Zoso> | So me and my friend applied to the same electronics position in a store (think like Best Buy) |
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<Zoso> | And he got the job even though he knows next to nothing about any of the games or hardware or anything |
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<Zoso> | All because he looks more "presentable" |
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<Zoso> | And at this store, your first couple of call-in help questions are done with the supervisor of your department |
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<Zoso> | So last week, in the morning, i told him just some bullshit information...and I called in that day (with my voice disguised) to ask him about it |
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<Zoso> | "Hello. I recently bought a 250GB external hard-drive...and while it's not very heavy now, I was wondering how much it will weigh when it's full." |
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<Zoso> | The idiot responds with "Oh, don't worry sir, it's just a few pounds more." |
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<Zoso> | ...so the supervisor hears the conversation... |
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<Zoso> | And the stupid fucker got fired |
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*Zoso is away: filling out application...again |
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