| <komies> | It got dead in here. |
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<komies> | Riech, tell me a story. |
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<Shish> | make it have pirates in it! |
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<Riech> | Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. |
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<Riech> | Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. |
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<Riech> | Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on. |
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<komies> | Five pirates and one woman? Seems like my kind of island. |
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<Riech> | All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week. |
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<Riech> | The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... |
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<Riech> | The first week after wasn't too bad. |
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<Riech> | The second week was getting sort of bad. |
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<Riech> | The third week was getting pretty bad. |
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<Riech> | The fourth week was really bad. |
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<Riech> | The fifth week was horrible! |
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<Riech> | By the sixth week it was unbearable... |
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<Riech> | ... |
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<Riech> | ... |
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<Riech> | So they buried her. |
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