| bovril> | i realised yesterday |
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bovril> | that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you |
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bovril> | :( |
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doggie^> | yeah |
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doggie^> | one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week |
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doggie^> | then she licked her lips at me |
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doggie^> | i was weirded out for days |
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bovril> | if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is |
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