| <heheheoppsomglolz133t> | ok if you're going to hunt fellow dorm members to feed on, would you get a girl, fuck her then eat her? My friend wouldn't b/c he'd feel like she'd be tainted |
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<lrrl> | Gotta add the cream filling |
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<lrrl> | everyone knows that |
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<XX01XX> | I don't think I'd be comfortable with having sex with something I planned on eating |
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<lrrl> | XX01XX trust me it tastes better that way |
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<XX01XX> | it's a perversion of the predator-prey relationship |
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<XX01XX> | either be a sexual predator or a regular one. |
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<XX01XX> | or at least wait 45 minutes between roles |
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<lrrl> | how about 31 and you kill them first? |
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<XX01XX> | oh... well, if they're already dead, that's different... then you're just tenderizing the meat |
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<lrrl> | now you tell me....solves all my problems then |
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<heheheoppsomglolz133t> | he won't even do it with a condom, says the smell would taint it |
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<XX01XX> | (nonoxynol-9 on your steak)-- |
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<XX01XX> | if it's dead you don't even have to use the vagina... there are probably other newly created holes to be used |
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