| <puertoroo> | so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff |
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<puertoroo> | then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up |
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<puertoroo> | then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine |
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<HuhWhat> | And in the real world, what happened? |
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<puertoroo> | ....i never even made it to the store :( |
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