| <[CNI]Smy> | k now that i just relized that those were like $200 headphones |
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<[CNI]Smy> | i am gona go out and buy some glue |
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<[CNI]Smy> | and fix em |
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<[CNI]Goose> | get crazy glue, it can even glue your arm back on, U can use it for emergency surgery in the field.... |
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<[CNI]Smy> | no i cant |
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<[CNI]Smy> | cuz then i will have the urge to cut my dogs legs off and try to glue them back on. |
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