| McPhile> | Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality show. |
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McPhile> | I can just see him up there with Michael and Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching. "Whoa! Did you see THAT? I didn't even know I built them to do that." |
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ecstaticsurfacer> | Hell yes. I've been saying for years that my life is God's favourite soap opera. |
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McPhile> | Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life for it to be His favorite. |
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