| <[SA]Mastiff> | No. You are underage, and should not drink. |
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<[SA]Mastiff> | Go back to playing with Legos. |
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<MaryFuckingPoppins> | I don't have any Legos =( |
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<Rigel> | Fuck you Mastiff, Legos kick ass |
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<Rigel> | I set them up as the OPFOR while playing with my Moses Action Figure and army men |
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<Rigel> | The Legos lost because moses had the Ark of the Convenant |
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<Rigel> | And just like in the Bible it shot lightning and stuff. |
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<Rigel> | And then the Army Men put the legos in a concentration camp and that was the end of the Third Reich |
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<Rigel> | And THEN Moses beat hitlers face in with the Ten Commandments |
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<Rigel> | "Thou Shalt Not Be a Faggotyass Dictator" |
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<Rigel> | "Thou Shalt Not Raise the Undead" |
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<Rigel> | "Thou Shalt not put foxy agents in skintight leather and give them silenced Sten guns" |
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<Rigel> | And then back into the Time Portal he jumped, taking the army men with him! |
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<Rigel> | I should film this shit |
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