| <KonamiKid> | kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang |
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<zat> | hah |
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<KonamiKid> | it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it |
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<KonamiKid> | but no stick on eyes/mustache... |
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<Kris> | gee, thanks KK |
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<KonamiKid> | i made that mistake once before... |
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<KonamiKid> | i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off |
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