| <iFxlshade> | this guy aidan was aruging with this chick emma at tea |
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<iFxlshade> | and shes like saying it wouldnt hurt that much getting kicked in the balls |
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<iFxlshade> | and he goes spread your legs then and ill kick you in the balls |
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<iFxlshade> | and shes like i dont have balls |
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<iFxlshade> | and he goes who are you trying to kid with a mostache like that |
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<iFxlshade> | and she got up and left |
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