| <Jetsuo> | Ew, Ashlee Simpson is #1 on the Billboards. Jetsuo must go kill a kitten now. |
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<KitBoxPocket> | Jetsuo: every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates. |
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<Jetsuo> | lmao |
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<KitBoxPocket> | You dont want God flogging his holy log, do you? |
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<Nyschashi-Seikun> | when god ejaculates, it snows |
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<KitBoxPocket> | Oh, snow day, sweet |
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<Jetsuo> | and when God craps? |
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<KitBoxPocket> | A republican is elected |
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<Jetsuo> | XD |
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<KitBoxPocket> | "Mommy! Mommy! Every time a Republican gets elected, it means God just had a really great shit!' |
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