| <DantesMinion> | Hey baby, you took a 20 for bus tickets? |
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<Esher> | No. I got to work on a magical bus pulled by unicorns! |
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<DantesMinion> | REALLY!? |
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<DantesMinion> | BARBIE UNICORN ADVENTURES? |
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<Esher> | They told me I am the chosen child of destiny and my mission is to mate with all the women of the world to populate it with magical beasts of power |
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<connor> | lol wtf!? |
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<DantesMinion> | **growl** |
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<Esher> | Hey! You can't get mad at me! It's my DESTINY! |
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<DantesMinion> | every woman so that means the bald fat and ugly |
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<Esher> | Umm.. Err.. Except those ones? |
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<DantesMinion> | boy you gotta get it ON with them too |
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<Esher> | I don't love you anymore. |
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